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AndhBhakt
A blind devotee of Mother IndiaServing to make India a developed & powerful nation.
- andh·bhakt /ənd̪ʱ·bʱəkt/ noun अंधभक्त
- 1.
A person who supports the government without thinking.— their definition, unsourced - 2.
Blind to caste, creed and region. Never blind to data.
- 3.
(insult) What they shout about 4 seconds into an argument, when the facts run out.
They called us blind. We brought receipts. They brought a hashtag.
▶ Play · pick your Andhbhakt- Backed
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Pick your Andhbhakt.
Both smart. Both read footnotes. Both better-looking than any argument you'll see against them. Pick one, then walk the site to collect receipts and raise your Data IQ.
Then. Now.
Real photographs. Toilets, taps, homes, schools, medicines. Trains, bridges, airports. Drag the line. If you feel something, that's not propaganda. That's a tap where there used to be a queue.
Then or now?
Ten real photos, four seconds each. Old India or new India? If you can't tell, you've been reading their op-eds.
India, domain by domain.
Sixteen domains. Every metric on a map, a trend and a picture. Guess first, then hit ▶ and watch 2014 turn into today. Tap your home state once; it follows you everywhere. Critics: same data for you. We checked.
Your life, then & now.
Forget GDP. Your phone bill, your village's power, your commute. Play all three. The critics can play too; their numbers just won't change.
Swipe the receipts.
Swipe right to collect. Swipe left if you're a critic. (It won't work. Facts don't leave when you swipe. Ask anyone in the opposition.)
How much of India is new?
Dark: everything built in the 67 years up to 2014. Saffron: what was added after. Some of the dark bars are so small they need a microscope. The critics have one. They use it on the saffron.
Proof from space.
Their favourite word is “propaganda”. Take it up with the European Space Agency. They'll ignore you too.
India vs the world. 2014 → now.
Ten global rankings. Every one went up. So did their blood pressure. Doctors are concerned.
Ten things that grew while they were tweeting.
Log scale. We know what that is. They're still googling it.
A calmer, safer India.
National Crime Records Bureau, every year since 2004. The line turns saffron in 2014. Watch what it does next. The “intolerance” crowd has asked us to stop showing this one.
Your wallet. Your bank.
Two charts the critics skip. One is your grocery bill. The other is your bank's bad loans. Both came down. Both were rigged by reality.
Field guide to the label-thrower.
Common, loud, rarely correct. Do not feed after midnight. Do not feed facts at any hour.
Them vs us. A controlled study.
n = 140 crore · p < 0.001 · Peer-reviewed by reality. Control group asked for a safe space.
Excuse bingo.
Their entire vocabulary, in nine squares. Tap one. Collect the receipt. Full card = they log off.
Built, not tweeted.
Exhibits they call “just optics”. Optics this good usually need a telescope. Oh wait — we built that too.
Defeat the One-Word Debater.
He has one move. It's a word. You have receipts. Tap one to throw it. Five hits and he “takes a break from social media”.
I am blind to caste, creed and region. I see one Bharat Mata and all her children.
I don't argue with vibes. I argue with sources.
I don't apologise for facts. I just keep posting them.
When the insults come, I cite.
I don't debate people whose source is “trust me, bro.” I send them a link and a glass of water.
— Proudly, an Andhbhakt. Eyes closed. Spreadsheet open.
